/////HEY NUTZO'S GO TO END--FOLLOW DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!!///////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// unbindall //movement cl_backspeed "9999" cl_bob "0" cl_forwardspeed "9999" cl_pitchspeed "9999" cl_rollangle "0" cl_sidespeed "9999" cl_upspeed "9999" //Bindings bind ALT "say_team Preparing to ATTACK!!" bind "ENTER" "say_team Roger That!!" bind TAB "+showscores" bind SPACE "impulse 22" bind "1" "say_team Have Flag!! NEED ESCORT!!" bind "2" "impulse 2" bind "3" "impulse 3" bind "4" "impulse 4" bind "8" "say_team I NEED RUNE!!" bind "6" "say_team I NEED GRENADE LAUNCHER!!" bind "7" "say_team I NEED ROCKET LAUNCHER!!" bind "5" "say_team I NEED ROCKETS/AMMO!!" bind "`" "toggleconsole" bind "a" "+moveleft" bind "c" "impulse 6" bind "d" "+moveright" bind "e" "+movedown" bind "f" "impulse 7" bind "g" "messagemode2" bind "p" "name1" bind "\" "switchgame" bind "q" "+moveup" bind ] "rc" bind [ "bc" bind "r" "impulse 5" bind "s" "+back" bind "t" "messagemode" bind "w" "+forward" bind "x" "say_team GOT QUAD!! ATTACK!!" bind "z" "say_team GET/COVER QUAD NOW!!!" bind "~" "toggleconsole" bind ";" "say_team TAKE THIS WEAPON!!;impulse 21" bind "'" "say_team TAKE SOME AMMO!!;impulse 20" bind UPARROW "say_team RETURN OUR FLAG NOW!!" bind DOWNARROW "say_team IS BASE SECURE??" bind "LEFTARROW" "say_team BASE IS GONE!! BASE IS GONE!!" bind "RIGHTARROW" "say_team BASE SECURE!!" bind "CTRL" "say_team WHO HAS QUAD??" bind "SHIFT" "+jump" bind "F1" "say_team GrendeL is at QUAD!!" bind "F2" "say_team GrendeL is at PENT!!" bind "F3" "say_team Enemy QUAD!!" bind "F4" "say_team Enemy PENT!!" bind "F5" "say_team I HAVE ENEMY BASE!! NEED FLAG RUNNER!!" bind "F6" "say_team MIDDLE/WATER IS SECURE!!" bind "F7" "say_team SECURE THE MIDDLE!!" bind "F8" "say_team SECURE THE WATER!!" bind "F9" "say_team I AM DEFENSE!!" bind "F10" "say_team I AM OFFENSE!!" bind "F11" "say_team HUNTING FLAG CARRIER!!" bind "F12" "screenshot" bind "INS" "ping" bind "DEL" "impulse 84 " bind "HOME" "status" bind "END" "impulse 23" bind "PGDN" "impulse 25" bind "MOUSE1" "+attack" bind "MOUSE2" "impulse 8" bind "MOUSE3" "+mlook" bind "PAUSE" "pause" bind "+" "say_team OFFENSE!! ATTACK NOW!!" bind "-" "say_team DEFENSE!! SECURE OUR BASE!!" //Demo alias dem1 "disconnect;record dem1" alias dem2 "disconnect;record dem2" alias dem3 "disconnect;record dem3" alias dem4 "disconnect;record dem4" alias dem5 "disconnect;record dem5" alias dem6 "disconnect;record dem6" //Names and color stuff alias switchctf "echo CTF CONFIG ENABLED!!;exec grendel.cfg;bind \ switchdm" alias switchdm "echo DM CONFIG ENABLED!!;exec dm.cfg;bind \ switchctf" alias switchgame "echo PUBLIC SERVER;bind ] rc;bind [ bc;bind \ switchgame2" alias switchgame2 "echo CR SERVER;bind ] rcr;bind [ bcr;bind \ switchgame" alias rc "impulse 1; bind ] clr" alias bc "impulse 2; bind [ clb" alias bcr "color 12 4;ready" alias rcr "color 12 13;ready" alias doc "exec doc" alias gre "name GrendeL" alias fau "name FausT" alias ken "name KennyG" alias rem "echo DEMO TIME!!;exec remote.cfg" alias tay "name TayloR" alias GGun "exec gren" alias clr "color 12 4" alias clb "color 12 13" //Second Mouse Button alias m2 "bind mouse2 shot" alias m3 "bind mouse2 sshot" alias m4 "bind mouse2 nail" alias m5 "bind mouse2 snail" alias m6 "bind mouse2 gren" alias m8 "bind mouse2 elec" alias shot "impulse 2" alias sshot "impulse 3" alias nail "impulse 4" alias snail "impulse 5" alias gren "impulse 6" alias elec "impulse 8" //Special Options r_drawviewmodel 1 gamma 0.35 gl_polyblend 0 scr_conspeed 5000 viewsize 100 sensitivity "16" v_kickpitch 0 v_kickroll 0 +mlook +speed m_filter 1 crosshair 1 sv_aim 1 cd off exec server.cfg exec taunt.cfg ////////////////////HERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS////////////////////////// //YO BITCHES DO A LITTLE CUTTING AND YOU'LL BE SET, YOU//////////// //SHOULD MAKE A SEPERATE TAUNT.CFG, SERVER.CFG, AND REMOTE.CFG///// //WHEN DONE, CUT, PASTE AND =) ENJOY!!!!!////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////CUT HERE PASTE TO REMOTE.CFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! //Normal bind "F7" "host_framerate 0" //Slowmo bind "F8" "host_framerate 0.08" //Fast Forward alias +ff2 "host_framerate .15" alias -ff2 "host_framerate 0" bind F6 "+ff2" // Super Slowmo alias +slowmo "host_framerate 0.007" alias -slowmo "host_framerate 0" bind MOUSE1 "+slowmo" //Super Fast Forward alias +fastforward "host_framerate 1" alias -fastforward "host_framerate 0" bind MOUSE2 "+fastforward" //Pause alias stopplay "host_framerate .00000000001" bind F9 stopplay //bind F10 to Normal alias normalplay "host_framerate 0" bind F10 normalplay //show scores of players bind F11 +showscores ///////CUT HERE PASTE TO SERVER.CFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! //clanring dm alias btz "disconnect;echo Connecting to cfoster.com:26001;port 26001;connect 209.49.51.98" //Blitzkrieg_DM_2 alias chia "disconnect;echo Connecting to CHIA;port 26026;connect 207.51.47.2" alias cs "disconnect;echo Connecting to csmaster.loyola.edu:26012;port 26012;connect 144.126.1.43" //DeadAim alias fac2 "disconnect;echo Connecting to factoryx.com:29999;port 29999;connect 206.156.108.47" //Legends_CR259 alias kitdm "disconnect;echo Connecting to kitty1.stanford.edu:26666;port 26666;connect 171.64.65.70" //C9_ClanRing_Mod alias mc "disconnect;echo Connecting to alias88.chads.com:26001;port 26001;connect 206.31.70.88" //Muppet_CR alias nvi "disconnect;echo Connecting to NVI;port 26001;connect 199.171.96.39 " alias ogc "disconnect;echo Connecting to sdt.lib.umn.edu:26001;port 26001;connect 160.94.211.142" //OGC_Clanring alias quest "disconnect;echo Connecting to ws156.ts.InfoAve.Net:26000;port 26000;connect 165.166.140.156" //QuestGate V - ClanRing Server - alias rb "disconnect;echo Connecting to Bastard_Clanring:26007;port 26007;connect 155.102.167.14" //Bastard_Clanring alias rb2 "disconnect;echo Connecting to Bastard_Clanring:26001;port 26001;connect 155.102.167.14" //Bastard_Clanring alias yavin "disconnect;echo Connecting to yavin.res.cmu.edu:25999;port 25999;connect 128.2.74.204" //YaViN alias zeph "disconnect;echo Connecting to zeph.as.utexas.edu:26123;port 26123;connect 128.83.129.96" //CJs_WarZone! DM //public dm alias bg "disconnect;echo Connecting to games.eagnet.com:26000;port 26000;connect 199.76.206.54" //1bg alias kitp "disconnect;echo Connecting to Kitty1:Public;port 26000;connect kitty1.stanford.edu" alias lands "disconnect;echo Connecting to badlands.nucleus.com:26000;port 26000;connect 199.45.65.30" //badlands alias lit "disconnect;echo Connecting to Lithium;port 26000;connect lithium.com" alias net "disconnect;echo Connecting to Netdoor;port 26000 ;connect quake.netdoor.com" //ctf public alias crop "disconnect;echo Connecting to CropQuake;port 26000;connect 204.157.227.122" alias ctf1 "disconnect;echo Connecting to CTF1;port 26000;connect ctf1.quake.erols.com" alias emf "disconnect;echo Connecting to EMF;port 26000;connect 199.67.51.101" alias fac "disconnect;echo Connecting to FactoryX;port 26000;connect factoryx.com" alias fasc "disconnect;echo Connecting to Fastrans:CTF;port 26000;connect 206.114.221.16" alias fuq "disconnect;echo Connecting to FUQ;port 26000;connect 156.143.138.180" alias had "disconnect;echo Connecting to Hades;port 26000;connect hades.ou.edu" alias half "disconnect;echo Connecting to HalfMast;port 26000;connect 128.95.25.184" alias necaep "disconnect;echo Connecting to Neca;port 26000;connect quake2.neca.com"//public ctf alias neca "disconnect;echo Connecting to Neca;port 26000;connect 205.246.42.31"//public ctf alias Shred "disconnect;echo Connecting to ShredCo;port 26000;connect 206.181.233.105" alias sq "disconnect;echo Connecting to Squall: ICEBOX;port 26000;connect 35.10.22.87" alias tex "disconnect;echo Connecting to Texas;port 26000;connect quake.texas.net" alias web "disconnect;echo Connecting to Webzone;port 26000;connect quake.webzone.net" alias clt "disconnect;echo Connecting to CLT Online;port 26000 ;connect 166.82.6.253 " //ctf clanring alias cv "disconnect;echo Connecting to Clan Venom;port 26000;connect 207.0.129.175 " alias fas "disconnect;echo Connecting to Fastrans;port 26069;connect quake.fastrans.net" alias fas2 "disconnect;echo Connecting to Fastrans2;port 666;connect quake.fastrans.net" alias kitc "disconnect;echo Connecting to Kitty:CTF;port 26004;connect kitty1.stanford.edu" alias REB "disconnect;echo Connecting to REB;port 22222;connect red5.rebelalliance.net" alias sm "disconnect;echo Connecting to SM;port 26001;connect sm.iquest.net" alias sm3 "disconnect;echo Connecting to SM;port 12345;connect sm.iquest.net" alias sm1 "disconnect;echo Connecting to SM2;port 26002;connect sm.iquest.net" alias sm2 "disconnect;echo Connecting to SM3;port 26003;connect sm.iquest.net" alias q "disconnect;echo Connecting to Q.Student.Harvard.edu;port 26000;connect q.student.harvard.edu" alias q1 "disconnect;echo Connecting to Q.Student.Harvard.edu;port 26661;connect q.student.harvard.edu" alias q2 "disconnect;echo Connecting to Q.Student.Harvard.edu;port 26662;connect q.student.harvard.edu" alias x "disconnect;echo Connecting to Xtremes;port 26000;connect quake.xtremes.org" alias k1 "disconnect;echo Connecting to KREMLIN;port 26001;connect kremlin.res.cmu.edu" alias ts "disconnect;echo Connecting to TS.MIT.EDU;port 26024;connect ts.mit.edu" alias sls "disconnect;echo Connecting to SLS;port 26000;connect quake.sls.usu.edu " alias cr "disconnect;echo Connecting to CR.CTF1;port 26000;connect cr.quake.erols.com" //alias "disconnect;echo Connecting to ;port ;connect " //////////////CUT HERE PASTE TO TAUNT.CFG!!!!!!!!!! bind v "to1" bind b "td1" bind n "bi1" bind m "go1" bind , "gt1" alias to1 "say That's gonna leave a mark!;bind v to2" alias to2 "say Clean up on aisle 4!!;bind v to3" alias to3 "say Ewww!! Like a chainsaw in the Meat Market!!;bind v to4" alias to4 "say Mmmm! I see a finger in that mess!!;bind v to5" alias to5 "say Corpse only a mother could love!;bind v to6" alias to6 "say I like my gibs shaken, not stirred!;bind v to7" alias to7 "say Mmmm Mmmm, finger licking good!!;bind v to8" alias to8 "say Just like bullseying womprats back home in my T16!!;bind v to9" alias to9 "say Bullseye!! Take it and like it!! =P;bind v to10" alias to10 "say It hurts to be YOU =P;bind v to11" alias to11 "say Like a shooting spree in a nursing home!!;bind v to12" alias to12 "say I can make out Chelsea's face in those remains!;bind v to1" alias td1 "say OMG! YOU KILLED KennyG!!!;bind b td2" alias td2 "say YOU BASTARDS =P;bind b td3" alias td3 "say You could run Vegas with that kinda luck!;bind b td4" alias td4 "say OUCHIE!! NERD!!;bind b td5" alias td5 "say OK! Now I'll take the blindfold off!!;bind b td6" alias td6 "say You must be feeling lucky, PUNK!! =P;bind b td7" alias td7 "say I was robbed!!;bind b td8" alias td8 "say Nice shooting TEX!;bind b td9" alias td9 "say I felt it was a good day to die!!;bind b td10" alias td10 "say Just slap me and call me kamikazi;bind b td11" alias td11 "say Me! Me! I'll be cannon fodder;bind b td12" alias td12 "say Why is everybody always picking on me??;bind b td1" alias bi1 "say Being able to see is so overrated!!;bind n bi2" alias bi2 "say Laggots the bunch of you!!;bind n bi3" alias bi3 "say Wouldn't it be great if I could move?;bind n bi4" alias bi4 "say Wouldn't it be great if I'd shut up?;bind n bi5" alias bi5 "say I curse LAG!!;bind n bi6" alias bi6 "say I'm glad I have these macros so I can bitch!;bind n bi7" alias bi7 "say When I die, it's always someone else's fault =P;bind n bi8" alias bi8 "say Lag made me do it!!;bind n bi9" alias bi9 "say BULL HONKEY!!;bind n bi10" alias bi10 "say Frankly, my dear, I give a huge D A M N !!!;bind n bi1" alias go1 "say Nice D Bad Guys!!;bind m go2" alias go2 "say Man o man, like breakin into Alcatraz;bind m go3" alias go3 "say Like a ROCK!!;bind m go4" alias go4 "say Man, SPANKED like a red-headed step-child =(;bind m go5" alias go5 "say Too much for ME!!;bind m go6" alias go6 "say You guys ROCK!! =);bind m go7" alias go7 "say I'm assuming the position!!;bind m go8" alias go8 "say Alright, alright!! I'm grabing my ankles now!!;bind m go1" alias gt1 "say GooooOOOOO TEAM!!!!!!;bind , gt2" alias gt2 "say Hoo Rah!!;bind , gt3" alias gt3 "say We will, we will, rock u!!;bind , gt4" alias gt4 "say These msg's are lame!!;bind , gt5" alias gt5 "say Let's rock!!;bind , gt6" alias gt6 "say Good Job My Team!!;bind , gt7" alias gt7 "say Our team kicks DONKEY!!;bind , gt8" alias gt8 "say Gimme a T, Gimme an E, Gimme an A, Gimme a M!!;bind , gt9" alias gt9 "say What's that spell??? TEAM!!;bind , gt1" //YOU WENT TOO FAR!! GO UP TOO WHERE MAIN CONFIG ENDS =P